The One With The Lizard

i am what seems to be my grandma's house, or Ben's house. maybe it's a mixture of both houses. anyway, my brother and i are just horsing around, wrestling each other when we see some weird looking black insect whiz by. it had a long tail, a snout, and some thin tentacles. it walked on all fours. but after a while, we figured out that it wasn't an insect, but it was in fact a small black lizard. the forked tongue would be proof.

so then we started to chase it in hopes of capturing it, but to no avail. we chased it into a bathroom. it was small enough to slip under the door. we couldn't get in 'cuz someone was using it at the time. it turned out to be Warren, but he didn't even notice the lizard slip in.

while my brother waited for him to finish using the bathroom, i tried to look for a container in the kitchen for the catch. i was looking for a jar, or a temporary trap. the best i could do was a glass cup.

so i headed back to the bathroom and Warren was finally finished his business. i felt apprehensive about going in the bathroom 'cuz who knows what kind of lizard this is and what it could do to us. but in any case, i went in for the catch. wonder why i didn't seal the bottom of the door?!

so anyway, went in and caught it on the counter on the first shot. i'm gooood! there was a lot of commotion going on 'cuz everyone wanted to see what was going on in the bathroom.

what was weird was that if you put your hand on the glass cup, the lizard suddenly had like superstrength. you could actually feel the lizard move the cup, or try to lift it up. but when you're not touching the glass, it loses its superstrength. weird eh?

later, my sister wanted to give the lizard something to drink and was about to lift the glass a little. the smart little lizard tried to seize the opportunity to escape, but i had a fast enough reaction to keep the glass down and prevent what my sister was trying to do.

i also remember watching the lizard fight something inside the glass. i can't remember what though, but that thing that was attacking it was trying to eat it. but the lizard fought hard. dunno how the attacker left the glass tho..or even got in for that matter.

anyway, then a turtle was somehow slipped in there. this must be one big glass cup! the lizard didn't really do anything to the turtle, but if we looked closer, i think we could see and hear the turtle screaming. yeah it was screaming..like a girl. i could also see the facial expression of the turtle. it seemed like a terrified and desperate cry for help. not sure what the lizard was doing to it though.

...and that's when i woke up.

The One With The Explosion

[play the opening credits and theme song of CSI (original)]

yes, we're doing a CSI dream! neato eh? :P

somehow Grissom and Catherine were able to predict the homicidal maniacs next move. there was a catastrophe about to happen in Toronto, Ontario, Canada regarding the Skyd..Rogers Centre.

so i was dispatched as a CSI to go to Toronto and investigate. i was at a bank on Lake Ontario and i could see the CN Tower and the Rogers Centre *the CN Tower looked more like the top of the Capital Building in Washington DC tho, but anyway..*.

just as i was about to make our way across, the explosion happened, you can see the Rogers Centre just jump right out of its sockets just like a car would explode in a movie. everything around it was devastated. my mouth was agape in shock!

so we were able to somehow trace that the next move would be somewhere in Europe. so the CSI assembled a team with myself, along with Mike Myers sans Austin Powers *the comedian and not the serial killer* and 2 Canadian geese *yeah, i dunno either* to Europe. our mode of transportation? the geese can fly their own asses, Myers gets an old one-person plane to fly for himself, and i get a flying magical bike like that one in ET: The Extraterrestrial.

so we made our way overseas somehow and surviving it all and landed somewhere in Europe, possibly France or Germany. i guess somehow on the way over to Europe, the geese had mated...in the air..*wow*..laid the eggs, and new geeses were popping up everywhere. *keep in mind this is a dream!*

Myers and i were puzzled *but, whatever* we started to trek across, looking for some clue while the geeses were just picking at the ground for food. there were about 6-7 offspring, so it was a crowd and they were getting bigger by the day.

one day we need to abandon the kids for a while, so we had the geese hide them all in a haystack and keep them offspring occupied with a fish *shrug, it worked*. i remarked, "i hope this family doesn't have a dog!"

just as luck has it, they did have a dog, and when the owner came out to walk the dog, it was immediately drawn towards the fishy smell in the haystack.

when we come back from our investigation, we find the offspring geese to be exposed by the owner of the place. the neighbourhood is out seeing what the fuss is about 'cuz the owner is making too much of a big deal out of it *freaking homo*. he's screaming at is in some foreign language, but we just shrug it off.

then i notice the pedal of my magical bike is broken, and i tried to fix it..

...and that's when i woke up!

The One With The Missing Wallet

i was with someone, but i don't remember who it was. this person was giving me a lift to Hamilton for some coffeehouse. this event was supposedly pretty hype since they were selling tickets for $10 a pop. we also had to dress up semi-formal for the event. how classy.

before i went to the coffeehouse, i had to run an errand. not sure what that errand was. don't even remember doing it. anyway, by the time i returned from the errand, everyone was pretty much inside for the coffeehouse. on the way over, i walked to the parking lot and saw Vince's car too. how can you miss it?! lol!

so i proceed to go inside the building the coffeehouse was being held and they asked for my ticket. yeah, sure, no problem. so i go to take it out of my inside jacket pocket. but wait, it's not there. what the heck?! must've left it in my friend's car. crap! i can't go get him either 'cuz he's already inside and i don't have a cell phone. so i went to contemplate whether or not i should go and buy door tickets.

i didn't buy the door tickets, so i just went outside and i guess explored the MAC campus (i made the campus up in my head and technically i should know what MAC campus should look like 'cuz my sister went there for school hahah). so i was just walking along, and i stopped infront of a residence. for some reason it was called J. *shrugs* simple. anyway, i see something bright coloured on the ground, so i go to investigate. it turned out to be a tanned wallet.

my first instinct with the wallet was to check it out and see how much money it contained. this person had a lot of money. like he was loaded with $20s and $50s in both Canadian dollars and US dollars. i think i even saw a $1000 US bill. do those even exist?! i was like "whoa!" haha..i was gonna take it, but then i thought about it and came to the conclusion that it wasn't worth getting caught.

so on that conclusion, i searched the wallet more for some sort of identification. i ended up finding two different IDs. there was one guy on a driver's license, and another guy on a student card. yeah..puzzling eh? kinda shady. but anyway, i checked out the guy on the student card. i was actually standing right infront of the entrance of the residence, i just had to find the building within the residence.

i figured out the layout of the residence and found the building this dude resided in, and entered. the residences looked really classy on the outside too and when i went inside, the building even had a receptionist. the receptionist just told me to go ahead in and find who i'm looking for, but first i asked her where i can find this person's room. so she told me and i walked around, found their common room, which was completely empty.

anyway, i eventually found the room, and knocked. no one answers, so i knock again, but this time a little harder and the door kinda opens up. i still waited for an answer 'cuz i thought i'd be rude to just enter like that. so i waited and no answer, so that's when i just opened the door up a little more. the rooms there are surprisingly small. anyway, i surveyed the room and yeah, it was practically empty. i saw a desk, a bed, and a lamp. that was pretty much it. it seemed as if this guy skipped town or something.

after that i thought about keeping the wallet again with all the cash, but i ended up just turning it in with the receptionist and she can keep an eye on it until that guy comes back. if he does come back.

as this was happening, a dark figure that appeared at doorway of the residence. i couldn't really make out who it was 'cuz it was pretty dark. it turned out to be Lawrence. what the?! what's he doing here?!

so we walked and talked. i was wondering what he was doing in Hamilton and how he knew i was in that particular residence. he told me that he was just in the area and walking around (weird i'd say) and that he saw me in a window and recognized me 'cuz i have a distinct look (do i?).

anyway, i told him that he was a stalker! lol..because that was like the 2nd time he found me out of the blue (however, i don't remember what the first time was). we were just joking around while heading back to the coffeehouse location.

...and that's when i woke up!