Monday, March 20, 2006

The One With The Cartoon Mash-Up

my brother & i were playing videogames, & he was showing off all the points he got in this wrestling game we got. for some reason, it also had a part where he entered sewers, & he was particularly proud of his sewer score since he had entered & invaded all the sewer manholes there are. he just missed a couple.

all of a sudden i got sucked into the game as a Ninja Turtle. so my fellow Ninja Turtle brothers & i explored the streets of New York, looking for crime, like in a video game. then we got to a manhole, & went down (Super Mario style). down there we discover it to be like some hidden laboratory. we walked around & tried to make something of it, what was going on down there.

so we get to this metallic room with lots of hot generators & metal panels on the walls & floors. i decided to experiment, so i lifted one of the panels & it exposed a heat generator. there were 3 on each wall, & there were a lot of walls, there were also panels on the floor that i lifted. then we left for another room.

then we discovered that those generators & metal panels were some formula to create an army of bad guys, albeit they are almost harmless. we took another walk around to where we were before & behold, we saw some heads forming. the rock soldiers were being made out of potatoes apparently. we walked around some more & found clones of ourselves. they looked as real as us, but they were made of glass.

we were actually able to talk to one of them, & seemed to be good in nature. we were all naive to think that, "Hey, he's a ninja turtle, we have more allies." but we were wrong 'cuz once we found out that they could shatter easily, they will turn into our enemies.

but before they turned bad, April O'Neil walked down. no idea how she found out where we were. we sent the glass turtles to go and see what she wanted, while we went back & found ourselves confronted by a clone of Callisto, & another bad guy from the cartoon show C.O.P.S. we were just about to leave when they tempted us to battle by saying, "Why are you guys running away, you can't beat us potato chips?" 'cuz some of the bad guys were as cripsy as potato chips. so a battle ensues.

later on, we find the X-Men down in the sewers, presumably after the Morlocks, who knows. then we find some clone X-Men. these were actually tougher foes, since we couldn't tell the real X-Men & clone X-Men apart. luckily us Ninja Turtles didn't have to fight them.

so the X-Men & fake X-Men were doing battle, back & forth. Gambit finally found a way to neutralize them by using his powers to "charge" them, but delayed the explosion that normally follows the charge. i don't think he can really control when things explode, but it's my dream, so whatever! so all the X-Men had to win their battle & pin them or knock their clone counterpart out so Gambit could charge them.

...and that's when i woke up.

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